Is it a holiday wreath gone wrong, or a wreath delivery gone oh so right? Since it is the time of giving, jolly Johnny Maverick decided to give this doofus of a delivery boy a sprig of meat-holly as long and thick as your average Douglas fir! Johnny gives til it hurts, stuffing this delivery dude's ass-stocking until his anus runneth over!
Is it a holiday wreath gone wrong, or a wreath delivery gone oh so right? Since it is the time of giving, jolly Johnny Maverick decided to give this doofus of a delivery boy a sprig of meat-holly as long and thick as your average Douglas fir! Johnny gives til it hurts, stuffing this delivery dude's ass-stocking until his anus runneth over!
What's all this? Santa on the naughty list! Instead of leaving presents under the tree, this kleptomaniac Kringle is caught trying to take them! So to avoid getting arrested by the festive fuzz, this swindling Santa offered his captors the chance to open his backend bounty bag and take a turn at filling his sweet ass full of white hot holiday cheer!
